My friend Melinda posted on her blog 3 stories about her kids. It was called, "3 things that my kids did today that made me laugh." Cute stories, and they should be...her kids are super cute!
Well, it got me thinking about my kids. I'm sure they did things this weekend to make me laugh but, 3 stories stand out even more so. That's why this post is called, "3 things Molly did this weekend that made me throw-up in my mouth a little!"
1. Elley, in the process of getting her pants down and her butt on the toilet, pooped a little on the floor. Molly decided to play in it, smear in all over the floor, and then smear it all over her face.
2. Molly is mobile now so church classes are a little hard. During Sunday School I was walking around the church with her. She was walking through the chapel and found a fruit snack on the floor. Before I could make it to her she had already popped it in her mouth. I tried to get it out but she was not giving it up.
3. Elley was using the bathroom and left the door cracked a little. Molly had gone into the bathroom and emptied the contents of a drawer. While I was picking everything back up my back was turned away from Molly and Elley. Next thing I hear is splashing in water. Yep, Molly is splashing around in the toilet. I said, "No Molly!" and she immediate took her hands out of the toilet and put them in her mouth.
I am pretty cute even though I have a potty mouth!!!
6 comments:
OK, that is hilarious!!! I love it!! So far, Henry only wants the dog's food, but I'm sure we'll get there once he starts walking. Poor Molly and poor you!! Potty Mouth indeed. I do love blogging because not only does it keep up connected, it also helps us 'old' mom's remember things. :) Thanks for sharing!!!
Just the title cracked me up! I was like, I have to read this NOW! Aren't kids gross? lol The poop in mouth is the worst!
OK, maybe those aren't 3 stories that made YOU laugh but they sure did for me! :) Absolutely disgusting (especially the first one!) and hilarious at the same time. Sorry you had to clean it all up!
Please change the title to "3 things Molly did that made Melinda laugh...HARD." Thanks. :)
Aren't kids great?
That's awesome...so Lorelai is doing the same things! I bet I could actually make you throw up outside of your mouth with Lorelai's stories! Remind me to share her poop and toilet stories! BLEH! I totally empathize with you!
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